Steven Moffat doesn’t say “I love you,” he says “This plot twist is going to be brilliant, you’re going to cry so hard, wibbly wobbly humany wumany lol women have boobs,” which means, “I love me the most of all,” and I think that’s beautiful.
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been like, “Neil Gaiman, what are you doing in my falafel?”
(In the vein of my Silmarillion Rewrite, the Dwarf bits of the appendices. Kick back and grab some cookies or something, folks, this is a long one.)
Basically, Dwarves are weird. Their stories about the beginnings of the world and of themselves are different from everyone else’s, and they don’t share, so it’s hard to say much about them. If you know the story from the Elves, though, you can bet the Dwarves tell a different one.
We do know a little bit about their history. The first Dwarf to awaken was Durin, who wandered about a bit until he had a vision while looking into a pond (see Gimli’s poem in “A Journey in the Dark”) and then founded Moria. He lived for so long they called him Deathless, and even when he eventually died there was a wee Dwarf born who they also named Durin, and so eventually he became kind of the Dalai Lama of Dwarves.
There were also Dwarf cities up in Ered Luin, the Blue Mountains, but the wars of the First Age destroyed those so all those Dwarves went down to Moria and basically everyone in Middle Earth agreed that Moria was the shit.
if you don’t think highland cattle are the cutest fucking things we can’t be friends
i mean look how majestic and fluffy they are
Majestic and fluffy you say?
Even more done with this site.
how do you think i feel
One Must Always Reblog When Fandoms Save Each Other
OH MY GOD
omg it got
when u spend a long time on a drawing and you’re really proud of it and it gets no notes
Only on tumblr would I relate to a scoop of ice cream falling down from a stack of pancakes.
that’s butter you fuckshit
who puts ice cream on pancakes
i do cumslut
check your privilege
what the fuck is happening on my post
packing away books and selecting which ones should go to goodwill is a mentally anguishing process :(
Bond. How British am I?
I have a question to ask of you.
Oh Bond don’t interrupt me when I’m being British.
Jolly good Bond. You keep that up you might be as British as me one day.
I had to Google this. Worth it.
YES I AM SO GLAD OTHER PEOPLE SEE THIS AND I AM NOT ALONE
THIS LEGIT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE STOCK PHOTOS OF TROUBLED COUPLES OMG
Coloring for Grown-ups arrives in stores this week!
And we’re doing a giveaway to celebrate. Here’s what you can win:
- A limited edition pack of Crayons for Grown-Ups (pictured) - only 20 in existence(!)
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- Your Facebook profile picture (or a photo of your choice) drawn in coloring book form by Ryan & Taige!
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The contest will run until December 1st, at which point we’ll randomly select 2 winners who reblogged THIS POST on Tumblr and 2 winners who shared it on Facebook. You read correctly: THAT’S FOUR CHANCES TO WIN! So click REBLOG now and begin your Coloring for Grown-Ups adventure in (maybe) winning things!
***Idea for this giveaway shamelessly and unethically plagiarized from our friend, Avery Monsen