look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
this kinda sums up tumblr for me
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
+2 saturation on camera, no other edits
Canon Rebel T2i
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus