MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
He took up his violin from the corner, and as I stretched myself out he began to play some low, dreamy, melodious air,—his own, no doubt, for he had a remarkable gift for improvisation. I have a vague remembrance of his gaunt limbs, his earnest face, and the rise and fall of his bow. then I seemed to be ﬂoated peacefully away upon a soft sea of sound, until I found myself in dream-land…
my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
again, can we just talk about how purogatory multiplies the badassness and sexiness by like a dozen?! just look at this gif, holy shit, i can’t.
am i the only one who can still hear benny whistling?
Get it because it’s a CELL WALL
oh my god
can we just get this to 100k so i can post the picture i’ve been saving for a while
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
character creation always goes pretty smoothly until
Here’s the Ben pic I found in my textbook… this is from a production of Hamlet if I remember correctly :]
AHHH OMG IT IS FROM HAMLET!!!! I love this photo so much!!!